Single-Story 3 Bed, 2 Bath Home with Fireplace and

Alright, Morty, listen up! We’ve got ourselves a three-bedroom, two-bath cosmic hideout right here at 8515 Scotch Pine Court, deep in the mysterious galaxy of Bakersfield. It’s tucked away on a cul de sac basically a wormhole where no random traffic invaders are gonna bother you. The place packs about 1,354 square feet of space, sitting comfortably on a 6,098 square foot lot, so yeah it’s roomy enough for all your crazy interdimensional experiments… or, you know, just living like a normal human.

Step inside and boom! tall ceilings. That’s right, ceilings so tall you’ll feel like you’re floating in space. The living room has a fireplace classic brick style perfect for roasting marshmallows or staring dramatically into the flames when you’re contemplating the infinite void. Kitchen? Breakfast nook? Yeah, it’s all there, ready to handle late-night portal snacks or family taco night. Laundry? Indoors. Storage? Plenty. Climate control? Central A/C and heating, baby system’s been upgraded, so you won’t be sweating.

Now warp outside bam! Private patio. It’s your personal launchpad for BBQs, alien bartering, or just kicking back with a plasma beer. Landscaping? Mature. Garage? Two-car, direct access. Park your spaceship or just, you know, your actual car.

And here’s the kicker The neighborhood is one of the most peaceful zones in Bakersfield, Morty. It’s quiet, clean, and close to all the essentials: shopping, dining, entertainment, you name it. You won’t need a portal gun to get around—everything’s right there.

So yeah, if you want a solid base of operations that doesn’t suck, this is the one. Call now, before some other Rick claims it as his own.