4058 Bedford Av
Omaha, NE 681113070
House • Built N/A$1,350
Beds • 2
Bath • 1
Sq Ft • 720
Smoking • N/A
Pets • No
Acres • N/A
***** Your Perfect Slice of Paradise is HERE - Housing Assi...
750 Sq Ft of Concentrated Awesome :)
(That's about 3,750 tacos laid side by side, for you food mathematicians)
Features That'll Make You Giggle Like a Ticklish Unicorn:
*Emerald Lawn: So lush, you'll be tempted to graze!
*Nature's Hug: Trees and bushes playing hide-and-seek with your house!
*2 Snooze Chambers: Perfect for you and your collection of snoring stuffed animals!
*1 Glam Washroom: Where your rubber ducky can live out its spa fantasies!
Picture this: You're perched on your porch, sipping coffee, feeling like a giant in a dollhouse. You roll onto your grass (because it's that close), making grass angels and giggling. For dinner, you invite friends over and play "How many humans can fit in a 750 sq ft house?" (Spoiler: More than you'd think!) =))
Quirky Perks (Small Fee, Big Giggles!!)
*Magic Air Filters: They appear at your door like pizza, but less edible!
*Adulting Gold Stars: Aka "resident rewards" for boring grownups
*Identity Bodyguard: $1M protection, in case someone steals your new cool-home-owner identity
*Bug Eviction Service: We'll show those tiny squatters the door!
~*~ Move-In Magic ~*~
~~Ask about our "Poof! No Security Deposit" Waiver Program! It's like we waved a wand over your wallet!!
Fine Print Follies:
You're the utility bill wizard (aka you pay for them)
Self-guided tours - try not to get lost in all 750 sq ft! ;)
!!!!!!! Hustle, People !!!!!!!
This mini-mansion is hotter than a chili pepper doing the cha-cha in a volcano!
*~* Scurry to www.ne.rentpure.com now! If you snooze, we might rent it to a troupe of circus-performing chipmunks. Don't let the chipmunks steal your dream home! ~*~
Remember: In a world of boring big boxes, be a magical mini-cottage! Rent this adorable green gem and become the envy of...the garden gnomes!
P.S. First person to move in gets a complimentary air guitar and permission to yodel from the front porch!
*** Currently accepting Section 8
Amenities: off street parking, in unit laundry, unfinished basement
Amenities
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Policies
Pets • Not Allowed
Smoking • N/A
Lease Terms
Lease Length
12 Months
Security Deposit
$1,350
Amount Refundable
N/A
Application Fee
N/A
Screening Required
No
Price and availability subject to change.
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